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Book Jokes πŸ“šπŸ˜‚πŸ“–

Hello readers! I’ve been feeling a bit low lately and thought of ways to cheer myself up so I searched for book jokes that can give me a good laugh. Here are a couple of jokes I like and that you might like as well. I hope it’ll make your day! ☺

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
A: Why so Sirius?

What do you call Tom Sawyer’s friend after he lost a lot of weight?
A: Huckleberry Thin

Librarian: This is a library!
Man: (whispers) Can I have burger and chips?

Teacher: How many books did you finish over the summer?
Student: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

What did one book say to the other one?
A: I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.

Teacher: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
Pupil: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.

Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?
A: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A: The dig-tionary

What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?
A: It got on the best smeller list.

What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
A: I’ve got a big problem.

What is a flea’s favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy.

Pupil: Do you have Moby Dick?
Librarian: Yes, we do.
Pupil: I thought something smelled fishy in there.

Librarian: Did you enjoy reading Moby Dick?
Pupil: I couldn’t finish it. I got seasick.

What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A: A choo-choo Twain

Do you have other book jokes that you want to share? Comment it down to let me know! 😊

And of course, if you enjoyed this post, please give it a thumbs up so I’ll know if I should make another. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day! πŸ˜„


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10 thoughts on “Book Jokes πŸ“šπŸ˜‚πŸ“–

  1. These lols made my evening. Win.

    1. You’re welcome Amanda. πŸ˜„

  2. Thanks for these wonderfully needy jokes! I love that library one!

    1. You’re welcome Niall. πŸ˜„ The library joke is one of my favorites too. ☺

  3. These are hilarious.

    1. I’m glad you found them hilarious Alisha. ☺

  4. Burger and ChipsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚and Choo Choo Twain had me 😁😁😁

  5. Haha! This post was hilarious! Even though I’ve heard some, it kept me laughing till the end. Thanks for cheering me up!

    1. You’re welcome, glad to cheer you up. πŸ˜„

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