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1. That’s not how it was in the book.

2. You, I like you.

3. Pardon?

4. How in the world is the author going to sum all this up?

5. What did I used to do before this?

6. At the library

7. It’s the end of the world.

Which one can you relate to the most? Let me know in the comment section. 😺📚💕


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Google Translate Translates Book Titles

Hey! Ho! What’s up readers? 😄📚💕 How is your weekend going so far? 

This is what happens when you translate book titles using Google Translate. (Because Google Translate translates word for word)

From English to Japanese to Korean to Chinese to Russian to French to Italian to Spanish and back to English.


Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 

Large Animal, Where?

The Hunger Games

Games of Fame

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

This First of All Children Love

Divergent
A Quarter of

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

Only Children at Home Miss Residents

The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Five People are Satisfied with Your Paradise

Catching Fire

Flash

P. S. I Still Love You

You are Still in Love Me to the 

My Not So Perfect Life

Perfect Life I Am Not the Case

A Court of Wings and Ruin

And Wings of the Court Destroy



Can you guess the original title of these books in English? Write it down on the comment section below. ☺

1. Torch at Night



2. We Stars Fault

3. All Light Location

4. Brutal Songs

5. Candles Again


*Disclaimer: Google Translate may not be the best at translating phrases and sentences because it translates word for word but it comes in handy when translating words. I do use it when translating Japanese into English at school. So thumbs up to Google Translate. 👍


Did you have a good laugh? I hope I made you smile! 😄 I’m sorry for the amateur editing. 🙇

Cheers to more books to read! 📚💕
Love,

Flexi

Book Jokes 📚😂📖


Hello readers! I’ve been feeling a bit low lately and thought of ways to cheer myself up so I searched for book jokes that can give me a good laugh. Here are a couple of jokes I like and that you might like as well. I hope it’ll make your day!

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
A: Why so Sirius?

What do you call Tom Sawyer’s friend after he lost a lot of weight?
A: Huckleberry Thin

Man: CAN I HAVE BURGER AND CHIPS?
Librarian: This is a library!
Man: (whispers) Can I have burger and chips?

Teacher: How many books did you finish over the summer?
Student: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

What did one book say to the other one?
A: I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.

Teacher: Why are you holding your textbook up to the window?
Pupil: You told me to open it up to the Middle East.

Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?
A: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

What reference book should you use when you forget your shovel?
A: The dig-tionary

What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?
A: It got on the best smeller list.

What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
A: I’ve got a big problem.

What is a flea’s favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy.

Pupil: Do you have Moby Dick?
Librarian: Yes, we do.
Pupil: I thought something smelled fishy in there.

Librarian: Did you enjoy reading Moby Dick?
Pupil: I couldn’t finish it. I got seasick.

What would you get if you crossed a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A: A choo-choo Twain

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Do you have other book jokes that you want to share? Comment it down to let me know! 😊

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Love,

Flexi