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Dork Diaries Pop Star by Renée Russell Favorite Lines

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Synopsis:

Nikki Maxwell’s school is holding a talent competition and Nikki can’t wait to start practicing dance moves with her BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, and impressing Brandon, her crush, with her singing skills!

But then Nikki finds out that her arch-nemesis, Mackenzie, is entering the contest too, and she’s determined to hog the limelight. Can a dork like Nikki take on the most popular girl in school and win?

Dork Diaries Pop Star Quotes

  • I bit my lip and blushed profusely as he stared at me with that look on his face. The one thing that can send me into a severe and debilitating case of RCS (Roller-Coaster Syndrome) in mere seconds.
  • She has the IQ of a plastic houseplant.
  • You must be delusional or something. Or maybe your hair clips are so tight, they’re cutting off the oxygen to your brain.
  • I’m just really tired of pretending everything is fine when it isn’t!
  • But I just said that inside my head, so no one else heard it but me.

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  • Now I’m starting to wonder if Brandon actually likes me as MORE than just a friend!! And if he DOES, I’ll seriously just DROP DEAD from severe shock and extreme happiness!
  • By the end of our practice session, we had a very cool, original song about not fitting in at school and being who you really are. I have to admit, it isn’t about super serious stuff like lost love or saving the world. But it is OUR song, and it expresses how we feel. That’s the most important thing.

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7 Cat and Book Memes Only Reading Addicts Can Relate To


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1. That’s not how it was in the book.

2. You, I like you.

3. Pardon?

4. How in the world is the author going to sum all this up?

5. What did I used to do before this?

6. At the library

7. It’s the end of the world.

Which one can you relate to the most? Let me know in the comment section. 😺📚💕


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Google Translates Harry Potter Titles

What’s up readers? It’s the 16th day of Blogtober! If you don’t know what Blogtober is, it is a series I am conducting that starts from the first of October where in I post on my blog eveyday until Halloween. 🎃📖🍁📚🍃🍂❤

I’m back with another “Google Translate Translates Book Titles” post since you guys seem to enjoy the previous one. 😄

There were 5 questions that I included in that post. The following are the answers to the questions of the previous post, which if you haven’t read yet, you can check it out here.

1. The Problem Is Always
A: The Problem with Forever

2. Star Queen Transfer
A: The Star-Touched Queen

3. My Three to Say
A: Tell Me Three Things

4. This Is Not Not
A: What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours

5. The Universe Support
A: Holding Up the Universe

 Today’s post is “Google Translates Harry Potter Titles” translated from English to Japanese to French to Chinese to Spanish to Russian to Italian to English​. I hope you enjoy! 😄



Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and Smart People


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Is the Secret of Harry Potter, Number

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Prisoners and Azkaban Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Goblet of Fire Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

In Order to Phoenix Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Prince of Blood and Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Death of Power and Harry Potter

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Blogtober Day 6: Books to Read This Fall 2017

Blogtober Day 7: The Billion Dollar Spy by David Hoffman Book Review

Blogtober Day 8: Relatable to Book Lovers

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Thank you for reading and cheers to more books!
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Relatable to Book Lovers 

What’s up readers? It’s the 8th day of Blogtober! If you don’t know what Blogtober is, it is a series I am conducting that starts from the first of October where in I post on my blog eveyday until Halloween. 🎃

Today’s post is “Relatable to Book Lovers” and if you love books or just love to read in general, then I’m sure you can relate to at least one of these. I hope you enjoy! 😄

HOW I READ

A novel: Oh, only 180 pages left, I’ll finish this today.

A textbook: Another 8 pages left, what the heck this is too much.


MY LOVELIFE IN A NUTSHELL….

Today, I fell in love with another fictional character.

LATE NIGHT READING

Me: It’s getting pretty late, I should probably go to bed.

Book: But there’s only a little over hundred pages left.

Me: Can’t argue with that, let’s do this.

The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book, but you don’t want to finish the book.

When I said I’d come to bed after I finished the chapter, I meant the last chapter.
In my dream world, reading makes me thin.


Friend
: You have too many books.

Me
: More like not enough bookshelves.



Me
: I need to stop buying books. Oh look! A bookstore!


Comment down if you can relate to any of these.
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Don’t Miss a Day of Blogtober! 😄

Blogtober Day 1: October Book Releases

Blogtober Day 2: Ask Me Anything

Blogtober Day 3: Q and A with Flexi Reads

Blogtober Day 4: Book Haul 3

Blogtober Day 5: September 2017 Book Wrap Up

Blogtober Day 6: Books to Read This Fall 2017

Blogtober Day 7: The Billion Dollar Spy by David Hoffman Book Review

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Thank you for reading and cheers to more books!
🍷📚💕😄

Love,


Flexi